George the Hammerhead Spider
When a hammerhead shark and a spider inexplicably managed to copulate, George was born! He found himself segregated by both the shark and spider community and slept for many years as a child with lepers and the blind; the least judging of all people. By his teens George had learnt many important life lessons through his leper ridden adventures, and decided to return to his family. Interestingly, his mother and father (the shark and spider, if you could be so kind to recall) had created a home together: a merger of water and spider-silk. In order to get home, George had to surf the web. I'm so impressed with my own pun there that I'm now ending this story abruptly.
discovered by Troy the Cactus Licker • 10 years ago
