Razlax, The Clown Demon
In a time and place distant, there lived a race of clowns. These clowns worshiped their god, Razlax, everyday. One day, however, some bozo took it a bit too far and tried to summon Razlax for their own entertainment. It worked, however Razlax had other plans in mind. He turned all who worshipped him into mindless clown demon slaves to do his bidding. Razlax had a plan. This plan was to take over the universe. He almost did. His plan was cut short when a black hole ate the most populated of his planets. He became enraged, and with this anger came power. His power was so great that he could not only summon anything from any time, he could see into the future. Razlax looked hundreds of millions of years into the future and discovered Earth, and the humans. He noticed that there was a lack of clowns there. He decided that, instead of enslaving humanity, he simply sent over hundreds of clowns millions of years into the future to teach humanity the ways of the clown. Humans, at first, didn't understand. Then, as the years went by, their understanding of clowns increased dramatically. After thousands of years, humanity knew the way of the clowns, they knew the clown culture, how clowns are supposed to act, etcetera. Some people understood this more than others, and knew that something evil could be found inside of the clown people. These people went on to make horrifying pieces of media about clowns. The people who understood the clown ideology the most were people who, during the month of Hollow's Eve, dressed up as clowns, and scared the daylights out of people. So, if you see any clowns this Halloween wandering about your neighborhood, you can thank Razlax for it. Remember, don't clown around with the clowns.
discovered by @Dragonogon • 7 years ago
