Diddlybaronkus
Found only in the tropics of Antarctica, Diddlybaronkus is a strange, sphere-like creature that uses its cunning, rather than strength or speed, to capture its prey. The Diddlybaronkus will lie in wait (sometimes up to 2 minutes) for a larger animal to walk by. Then, it strikes. The Diddlybaronkus first leaps onto the animal's face, momentarily stunning it. As the creature attempts to recover, the Diddlybaronkus sinks its fangs into the animal pumping gallon after gallon of sour milk and Kool-Aid directly into its blood stream. Sated (for now) the Diddly baronkus returns to waiting for another hapless victim to walk nearby.
discovered by Benjamin Farrow • 10 years ago
